"[Name of Niece] has a MEDICAL CONDITION which we disclosed to you previously" looking at fupa while casually pointing towards it "Medical conditions are really common, eh?" looks up into their dead eyes "Please be mindful of other peoples needs. We're trying to accommodate everyone here. Why don't you eat some cake or cookies or [insert other sugary and fatty foods here] instead?
Ah, ham and cheese... they can't ever resist. I think it's due to the inclusion of the cheese. But it could also be the ham. Next time try going with cucumber. 😀
[–] EgotisticalGiraffe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Menopause at 30
I guess I forgot this happened to fat people. It's like nature is telling them they fucked up and lost their baby making privileges.
I never knew this. If hams have early menopause, then they're less fertile obviously. Means they'll hopefully bring fewer kids into this world that they will screw up.
[–] burntfishnchips ago
If anyone did that to my niece, they would have been thrown out. No excuses.
[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It sounds like you need to talk to someone who can arrange accidents.