[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It sounds like you need to talk to someone who can arrange accidents.
[–] retardedchicken5a 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Most obeasts I see have a perpetually angry/tumblr expression on their faces, and absolutely zero manners or decorum.
I ran into an obeast today at the grocery store, where, as I was standing in an aisle going about my business, I suddenly found a swollen, plump beetus hand in my face. Fucking lardguzzler didn't even have the courtesy to be polite and ask that I move; it just hungrily grabbed its buttery beetus snack as though it hadn't eaten in days (in actuality, probably just minutes). I thought I was going to get bitch-smacked by the Pillsbury thing.
This is nowhere near as bad as OP's obeast, but what is it with these fucking hams and their complete lack of decency?!
[–] Severus-Snape 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As someone with Celiac disease (not Crohn's, but I have similar reactions when I eat the wrong thing), this infuriates me. Typical hams, having a complete disregard for the needs of others.
[–] momdadibrokethevase 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I know a ham who is being tested for digestive issues, one of which is Celiac. She's been suffering a lot, so I said encouragingly "that'd be great if it was Celiac! It's easily fixable." Right? You'd think. It barked at me, "NO! I won't give up my gluten!"
[–] Severus-Snape 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lol do they realise that if they do have celiac disease and they continue eating gluten, it could potentially kill them? Before I was diagnosed, I was in so much pain that I went into shock and was seeing white. I thought that was it for me. Hams are so stupid.
[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Sugar can lead to increase in inflammation of the bowel, which is why it's bad for crohns disease. Also omg fuck that hambeast.
[–] drink_some_water 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Poor girl, what a terrible thing to have to deal with. Can you imagine having a relative like that?
The Crohns disease is probably a nightmare as well.
[–] Demons 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Ham has no manners. Take take take. If it were a proper human, it would first ask her niece if she could have one. That's how you teach children manners, by leading by example. If this ham has kids of her own i bet they'd all grow into bratty selfish pigs, just like their mother.
[–] l23r ago
"[Name of Niece] has a MEDICAL CONDITION which we disclosed to you previously" looking at fupa while casually pointing towards it "Medical conditions are really common, eh?" looks up into their dead eyes "Please be mindful of other peoples needs. We're trying to accommodate everyone here. Why don't you eat some cake or cookies or [insert other sugary and fatty foods here] instead?