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[–] temp413 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Too fat to be eaten out and that's not a wake up call. What is?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Too Fat to be Eaten Out" sounds like a pornogrind album title.

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[–] NoItsThatGuyAgain 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This is not a wake up call. This is the you-overslept-so-hard-we-fired-you call.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's that meme the fats love, "Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight is not your concern", or something like that. There's the answer, she should sit on his face! Maybe he'll smother in the rolls of lard.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thanks for that. Looks like I'm skipping lunch today.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Hah, you can't make this shit up; top comment is removed due to body shaming. Not being ashamed of her body is what's causing the issue in the first place. The best solution is not even discussed because it might hurt fee fees.

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[–] christ93 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Duct tape?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's supposed to be "if you can't duct it, fuck it" Not "gotta duct it to fuck it"

They ruin everything

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Vomit.

I have a solution. He should stop trying to fuck pigs, and she should stop being a fat pig. Why anybody would want to be that close to someone's yeast and bacteria laden fat folds is disgusting - and beyond me.

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[–] letthemeatcake 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is one of the grossest things I've ever read.

Just think, she's so fat that he can't reach her lady bits. She's so fat that it hurts for him to move her lard folds out of the way. With these details in mind, how the fuck can she properly clean it? There isn't even a "rag on a stick" solution here. Just imagine the smell.

LOL and he still wants to lick it. Proof that fats will put anything in their mouth!

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[–] Loreki 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I thought cow tongues were huge, very mobile and almost prehensile, I'm surprised this would represent a problem.

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're thinking of a giraffe tongue?

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[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The answer is: get another girlfriend, a thin one.

But we all know this guy is on the extreme of the beta spectrum and getting another gf is definitely out of question. He has to settle for disgusting cows.

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[–] DylannStorm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pretty sure that he himself is a fatty

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