[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Have you tried elevating her hips? That should help shift some of the " fluff" around" barf translation "lift the monster higher so her adipose oozes down with help from gravity!:D"
[–] Literallyretarded 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Puffy mound". Wtf. When you are so fat that even your sex organs don't look/work right it's time to wire ur jaw shut.
[–] HatefulShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I really hate when people say "lady bits" or any other "bits".... It just sounds gross.
[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The answer is: get another girlfriend, a thin one.
But we all know this guy is on the extreme of the beta spectrum and getting another gf is definitely out of question. He has to settle for disgusting cows.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
@TunaAndCucumbers, I always had a little internet crush on you, but now since you've brought this post into my life I have to say I like you a little less now.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Alas, it just wasn't meant to last.
[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Last comment made me feel ill IRL