[–] stamfordchiu 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Stop trying to eat fat pussy. Seriously - you are going above and fucking beyond to try to pleasure someone who doesnt deserve it. If she wants her pussy eaten, she needs to make it easier. She needs to lose some fucking weight.
[–] HatefulShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I really hate when people say "lady bits" or any other "bits".... It just sounds gross.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
@TunaAndCucumbers, I always had a little internet crush on you, but now since you've brought this post into my life I have to say I like you a little less now.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Alas, it just wasn't meant to last.
[–] Literallyretarded 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Puffy mound". Wtf. When you are so fat that even your sex organs don't look/work right it's time to wire ur jaw shut.
[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Have you tried elevating her hips? That should help shift some of the " fluff" around" barf translation "lift the monster higher so her adipose oozes down with help from gravity!:D"
[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ironic that she ate too much that now she can't be eaten herself