[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ironic that she ate too much that now she can't be eaten herself
[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The answer is: get another girlfriend, a thin one.
But we all know this guy is on the extreme of the beta spectrum and getting another gf is definitely out of question. He has to settle for disgusting cows.
[–] letthemeatcake 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is one of the grossest things I've ever read.
Just think, she's so fat that he can't reach her lady bits. She's so fat that it hurts for him to move her lard folds out of the way. With these details in mind, how the fuck can she properly clean it? There isn't even a "rag on a stick" solution here. Just imagine the smell.
LOL and he still wants to lick it. Proof that fats will put anything in their mouth!
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Vomit.
I have a solution. He should stop trying to fuck pigs, and she should stop being a fat pig. Why anybody would want to be that close to someone's yeast and bacteria laden fat folds is disgusting - and beyond me.
[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's supposed to be "if you can't duct it, fuck it" Not "gotta duct it to fuck it"
They ruin everything
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Hah, you can't make this shit up; top comment is removed due to body shaming. Not being ashamed of her body is what's causing the issue in the first place. The best solution is not even discussed because it might hurt fee fees.
[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Pretty much sums up what the fuck is wrong with social media.... First comment from mod "body shaming is not tolerated blah blah blah" on a post that is about SOME ONE'S SELF INFLICTED BODY CHARACTERISTICS CAUSING THEM DIFFICULTY IN THE BEDROOM.