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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pretty much sums up what the fuck is wrong with social media.... First comment from mod "body shaming is not tolerated blah blah blah" on a post that is about SOME ONE'S SELF INFLICTED BODY CHARACTERISTICS CAUSING THEM DIFFICULTY IN THE BEDROOM.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ironic that she ate too much that now she can't be eaten herself

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[–] christ93 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Duct tape?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's supposed to be "if you can't duct it, fuck it" Not "gotta duct it to fuck it"

They ruin everything

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[–] Loreki 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I thought cow tongues were huge, very mobile and almost prehensile, I'm surprised this would represent a problem.

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're thinking of a giraffe tongue?

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[–] stamfordchiu 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Stop trying to eat fat pussy. Seriously - you are going above and fucking beyond to try to pleasure someone who doesnt deserve it. If she wants her pussy eaten, she needs to make it easier. She needs to lose some fucking weight.

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[–] temp413 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Too fat to be eaten out and that's not a wake up call. What is?

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Too Fat to be Eaten Out" sounds like a pornogrind album title.

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[–] NoItsThatGuyAgain 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This is not a wake up call. This is the you-overslept-so-hard-we-fired-you call.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's that meme the fats love, "Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight is not your concern", or something like that. There's the answer, she should sit on his face! Maybe he'll smother in the rolls of lard.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thanks for that. Looks like I'm skipping lunch today.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Vomit.

I have a solution. He should stop trying to fuck pigs, and she should stop being a fat pig. Why anybody would want to be that close to someone's yeast and bacteria laden fat folds is disgusting - and beyond me.

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