[–] NoItsThatGuyAgain 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
This is not a wake up call. This is the you-overslept-so-hard-we-fired-you call.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Too Fat to be Eaten Out" sounds like a pornogrind album title.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
What's that meme the fats love, "Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight is not your concern", or something like that. There's the answer, she should sit on his face! Maybe he'll smother in the rolls of lard.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Thanks for that. Looks like I'm skipping lunch today.