[–] OpinionOnEverything 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Obama why you not fix this nation?!
Proceeds to drop in tears
[–] FivebyFive 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
For the rest of that kid's life, this will come up at every single family gathering. She'll be 65 years old and her 95 year old mother will say "remember that time...?"
[–] Quizzical_Brow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Moooom! Not again!" (At least for the first couple of decades)
[–] Woozydax 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
He's actually 53, and the pressures of being a president are not great for your youthful looks.
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[–] CNFR ago
"I'm too old for this $#&!"
[–] vrataski ago
"I did not sign up for this. Dafuq, man?"