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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Golden comment Achtung! Ha ha!

On a serious note though, look at its fingers. This thing... this grotesque beast gets manicures. This it the exact image that should be the definition of the "lipstick on a pig" phrase. Why on earth would it bother spending a single cent on any beauty treatment when it's face and body look like that? It's like buying air freshener when you live at the dump. A waste of time, money and effort.

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[–] Acidfog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

they do it to feel beautiful for their little selfie sessions, that shit probably wears down after one or two days because seriously, how long will fake nails survive an onslaught of greasy food stuck at the foundation, then they look like shit on their next selfies and then the cycle starts again.

a thin woman only needs a little makeup to look good, these fats are trying to mimic that by caking layers upon layers and it still doesn't look right.

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh Achtung, bless you for including Keef, Jimmy, Grace, all of Queen, and Gregg Allman. You make your right sucky albums sooooo much easier to stomach!! ;D Muah!!!

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

<3

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[–] 4809954? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I never really noticed until this album that morbidly obese people can have lumps of fat on their shin bone. I guess the other lumps around the 'waist' and hips distracted me. That thing in the lingerie sitting in the window scarred me.

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[–] lardcats 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The eyebleach!!😍😍 That made everything okay again. The ways of the fats will enrage me no longer.

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[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The contorted faces they make are hilarious...oh for gods sake, the one the right is fucking upside down you fat idiot...I can tell you luve skittles by how fat you are....green miracel you look diseased....PinkyHobbs no one wants to see an elderly woman with a bad pink dye job....once again, posting selfies on the Internet does not make you a model....Judas Priest those teeth and that forehand and that god awful face....that poor poor red lingerie....

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[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This bitch thinks she needs a new corset because hers connects in the back, like she didn't buy it that way.

Girl, those eyelets are new. Those laces aren't used at all. You totally bought that corset too big so you could post like it's "working." Can't reform fat by squeezing.

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[–] AislesOnFire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I keep thinking: How disappointed these girls' mothers must be. Trying to raise them right, to be good people. Just to see their daughters spend all their money on hair dye, tattoos, industrial strength corsets, and let's not forget, Cheez-Its. And @Achtung_Shitlord it looks like that is a German brand of super-fat knee brace, aren't you proud of your country's expertise in structural engineering?!

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha I saw that too! It will be all over when we start making special cars for extra fat fatties.