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[–] AOU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's Beetusful.

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I don't see why obeasts ever attempt to be taken seriously. When you look like a fucking sideshow freak, you should expect that people are only ever going to point and laugh. If you want any ounce of dignity or respect, you should at least make an effort to present yourself in a way that shows you respect your own body! Being a lardass is basically just broadcasting to the world, "I don't care about myself, so why should you?"

I feel like this saying applies perfectly here: "Be good. Get good. Or give up."

i.e. Unless you want to live as the butt of the joke 24/7, you need to be fit, get fit, or off yourself. There's no excuse for being a mayo dumpster in 2016 when all the information on how to be healthy is freely available. Unless you're doing one of the 3 above options, you're a worthless piece of shit that deserves to be mocked until you snap and do something about it.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You cannot post this without that.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can smell charred bacon from here.

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[–] Superior_Guhnetiks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I laugh hysterically everytime I read this. 😂

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

Perfection. They actually made it 100x better.

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[–] flapnard ago 

spoken like a true poet

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a very old one and lard beetus has probably taken that useless mayo dumpster away (hopefully).