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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Morons. Shockingly, fat has a physiological effect of the body. It's more than just an aesthetic. Being the size of 4 people makes treating you a different ballgame. It's almost certainly the cause of your need to go to a doctor and my belief is that this card will work to allow doctors to filter out the crazies without having to figure it out the hard way. Have fun ignoring your burgeoning, obesity related health problems.

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[–] GuyFieriGlitterFarts 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I get weighed every single time I walk into a doctor's office. I've been asked if I had an eating disorder(I lost 15 pounds when I stopped drinking soda and was a few pounds underweight). I wasn't offended I was appreciative because it meant my doctor cared! These fat fucks don't want care. They want coddling.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Completely unrelated, but your username is amazing.

I agree, fats want to be lied to and coddled. If they don't want to get better, they shouldn't go to the doctor and waste the doctor's fucking time.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is just like an ostrich burying its head in the sand. Fatties gonna fat until it kills them... To bad we can't legally speed the process.

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[–] KrystalMeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL! Thank you very much for the ostrich fact, that is a cool one to know!

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh. We can speed it up. That's what the owner of Heart Attack Grill is essentially doing. And he knows it.

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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it would be genius if the owner of the Heart Attack Grill also opened up a HAES general practice inside his restaurant.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Keep crying, fatty. And when the beetus rots your leg and it becomes septic, we'll start you on an intravenous dose of Vancomycin which, oh, would you look at that, is dosed based on your weight.

Wishing you a happy, evidence-based recovery. <3

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It wants to be dosed based on its weight. Just doesn't want to know its weight. Doc should seriously write 2-5p as a note on prescription, based on how many actual people would occupy its weight.

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[–] Warforhealth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can doctors who own their own clinics refuse service? Can they choose their customers? It's hard to treat someone who won't listen to the diagnosis.

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[–] red_runner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm a physical therapist who works with worker's comp patients. I've not only discharged non-compliant patients, but when they skip appointments their employers find out too. It is selfish for fats to take up appointment slots from people who actually want to get better.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale

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[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a physician, I would read this and toss it back at the whale, then tell them the truth. No physician gives two shits about this nonsense and will do what they are trained to do. P.S. that symbol is the caduceus, which is the symbol of thievery. The symbol of medicine is a single snake wrapped around a rod, called the rod of Asclepius. So I would chastise that person double.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I am a registered nurse. If a patient handed this to me I would probably just give a sarcastic smile, then go mock this idiot behind their back in the break room or something. I'd probably also make photocopies of the card and post them around the unit for everyone to laugh at.

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[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you were my nurse I would love you forever

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mockery is exactly the right response. The only card I can think of that's more annoying is the "I am calling you out...don't play 20 questions with me" one.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Also as a physician, I would just give it back to them and say "I don't think we are a good match for each other. You may be better off looking for another doctor." 10,000 College complaints about bullshit stopped in their tracks right there.

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[–] PCOSBelle ago 

But it's evidence-based!

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