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[–] fphthrowie ago  (edited ago)

I think this is Ragen's making. Ridiculous. From now on I demand doctors treat me as they would treat women even if it's for the process of giving birth.

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[–] FeefeeImpaler ago 

I'd be like, "here's the thing - it doesn't matter what YOU practice here. When we're in my office, we practice actual medicine."

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[–] 4809972? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wish I was a doctor so I could totally take these fatfucks' money while telling them they look healthy as ever and prescribe them family packs of Reese's peanut butter cups while laughing my way to the bank knowing I'm making the world a better place by speeding up the death process for these waste of airs.

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[–] Mitchhhhhh ago 

HAES has a huge emphasis on evidence and not needing any.

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[–] OpabiniaRegalis ago 

I think House would just hand the patient off to Cameron without telling her why and then laugh from a distance...

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[–] leftovers ago 

April fools! I'm going to prank my doctor

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[–] adiposeIssue 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I practice the enjoyment of eating pizza:

•Please do NOT give me baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese and veges on it

•Give me the same toppings you would give cis-scum

•If you need to know the ingredients of the pizza, do not tell me what they are.

Edit: ah fuk it I tried 😉

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[–] mahjuhnetiks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All the ham doctors should be forced to open their own clinics where they will ignore the whales' weight and allow them to feel comfortable while getting the wrong treatment.

Got high blood pressure? That's definitely not because you're 300 pounds overweight. Take this diuretic for the next 5 years (if you live that long).

Ulcer isn't healing on your leg? I think we need to amputate.

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