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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?
Naw that'd be ridiculous.
[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Where do I even begin on this? First, I never had a doctor tell me to lose weight. Now, most of times at the doctor was a physical before school started or to get drops for swimmer's ear. I went to the doctor twice after high school. One was to get a flu shot, I don't know why, never did before, haven't since. The next time I went to the doctor was in 2008.
When I went back, I didn't want to get on the scales, I didn't want to see the number. I never had any idea what my weight was until that day. Not because I looked, but the nurse said it out loud. I did my best to ignore, I've done that for entirely too many things. Ignore it and it will go away.
There was a time in my life, if I had heard the nurse say that number I would have been furious. This time as soon I as I heard it, the light bulb went off. It was the trigger I needed to set me on the path I need to lose the weight, be the man I wanted to be living a fit, happy life.
[–] red_runner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh I hope a patient presents me with one of these...
[–] burntfishnchips ago
If I saw that card as a doctor, I would shitlord the fuck out of the idiot. What the fuck. Obviously a fat ass can't handle the same medicine as a thin person since a thin person isn't covered in layers of fat suffocating their organs.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If you present this card you should get an automatic "5150" a.k.a. 72 hour involuntary psych hold.
Also, do they know what the word "evidence" means? Because they're using it wrong.
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[–] foxel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jesus fuck, do they also want a free box of tissues for the tears