[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.
[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's a medical malpractice get out of jail free card. Documented proof the patient intentionally and knowingly refused to follow instructions.
[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, Mr. Dentist, what would you do for a non-soda drinker who kept getting cavities? Hmm? What do you mean we're having cavities for two different reasons? Stop shaming me!
[–] hulkingmanbeast ago
Have you seen the one where the fatty comes in with a gunshot wound and the doctor tells them to lose weight?
What they don't get is that their weight IS the gunshot wound, in a relative sense.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If you present this card you should get an automatic "5150" a.k.a. 72 hour involuntary psych hold.
Also, do they know what the word "evidence" means? Because they're using it wrong.
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[–] burntfishnchips ago
If I saw that card as a doctor, I would shitlord the fuck out of the idiot. What the fuck. Obviously a fat ass can't handle the same medicine as a thin person since a thin person isn't covered in layers of fat suffocating their organs.
[–] red_runner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh I hope a patient presents me with one of these...
[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Where do I even begin on this? First, I never had a doctor tell me to lose weight. Now, most of times at the doctor was a physical before school started or to get drops for swimmer's ear. I went to the doctor twice after high school. One was to get a flu shot, I don't know why, never did before, haven't since. The next time I went to the doctor was in 2008.
When I went back, I didn't want to get on the scales, I didn't want to see the number. I never had any idea what my weight was until that day. Not because I looked, but the nurse said it out loud. I did my best to ignore, I've done that for entirely too many things. Ignore it and it will go away.
There was a time in my life, if I had heard the nurse say that number I would have been furious. This time as soon I as I heard it, the light bulb went off. It was the trigger I needed to set me on the path I need to lose the weight, be the man I wanted to be living a fit, happy life.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The card should just say "I'm an entitled dumbass.".