[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.
[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, Mr. Dentist, what would you do for a non-soda drinker who kept getting cavities? Hmm? What do you mean we're having cavities for two different reasons? Stop shaming me!
[–] hulkingmanbeast ago
Have you seen the one where the fatty comes in with a gunshot wound and the doctor tells them to lose weight?
What they don't get is that their weight IS the gunshot wound, in a relative sense.
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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?
Naw that'd be ridiculous.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale
[–] red_runner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh I hope a patient presents me with one of these...
[–] Warforhealth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can doctors who own their own clinics refuse service? Can they choose their customers? It's hard to treat someone who won't listen to the diagnosis.
[–] red_runner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm a physical therapist who works with worker's comp patients. I've not only discharged non-compliant patients, but when they skip appointments their employers find out too. It is selfish for fats to take up appointment slots from people who actually want to get better.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The card should just say "I'm an entitled dumbass.".