[–] burntfishnchips ago
If I saw that card as a doctor, I would shitlord the fuck out of the idiot. What the fuck. Obviously a fat ass can't handle the same medicine as a thin person since a thin person isn't covered in layers of fat suffocating their organs.
[–] FeefeeImpaler ago
I'd be like, "here's the thing - it doesn't matter what YOU practice here. When we're in my office, we practice actual medicine."