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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Keep crying, fatty. And when the beetus rots your leg and it becomes septic, we'll start you on an intravenous dose of Vancomycin which, oh, would you look at that, is dosed based on your weight.

Wishing you a happy, evidence-based recovery. <3

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It wants to be dosed based on its weight. Just doesn't want to know its weight. Doc should seriously write 2-5p as a note on prescription, based on how many actual people would occupy its weight.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is just like an ostrich burying its head in the sand. Fatties gonna fat until it kills them... To bad we can't legally speed the process.

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh. We can speed it up. That's what the owner of Heart Attack Grill is essentially doing. And he knows it.

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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it would be genius if the owner of the Heart Attack Grill also opened up a HAES general practice inside his restaurant.

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[–] KrystalMeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL! Thank you very much for the ostrich fact, that is a cool one to know!

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[–] GuyFieriGlitterFarts 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I get weighed every single time I walk into a doctor's office. I've been asked if I had an eating disorder(I lost 15 pounds when I stopped drinking soda and was a few pounds underweight). I wasn't offended I was appreciative because it meant my doctor cared! These fat fucks don't want care. They want coddling.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Completely unrelated, but your username is amazing.

I agree, fats want to be lied to and coddled. If they don't want to get better, they shouldn't go to the doctor and waste the doctor's fucking time.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Morons. Shockingly, fat has a physiological effect of the body. It's more than just an aesthetic. Being the size of 4 people makes treating you a different ballgame. It's almost certainly the cause of your need to go to a doctor and my belief is that this card will work to allow doctors to filter out the crazies without having to figure it out the hard way. Have fun ignoring your burgeoning, obesity related health problems.