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[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.

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[–] foxel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus fuck, do they also want a free box of tissues for the tears

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[–] burntfishnchips ago 

If I saw that card as a doctor, I would shitlord the fuck out of the idiot. What the fuck. Obviously a fat ass can't handle the same medicine as a thin person since a thin person isn't covered in layers of fat suffocating their organs.

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[–] adiposeIssue 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I practice the enjoyment of eating pizza:

•Please do NOT give me baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese and veges on it

•Give me the same toppings you would give cis-scum

•If you need to know the ingredients of the pizza, do not tell me what they are.

Edit: ah fuk it I tried 😉