[–] burntfishnchips ago
If I saw that card as a doctor, I would shitlord the fuck out of the idiot. What the fuck. Obviously a fat ass can't handle the same medicine as a thin person since a thin person isn't covered in layers of fat suffocating their organs.
[–] adiposeIssue 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I practice the enjoyment of eating pizza:
•Please do NOT give me baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese and veges on it
•Give me the same toppings you would give cis-scum
•If you need to know the ingredients of the pizza, do not tell me what they are.
Edit: ah fuk it I tried 😉
[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.