[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The card should just say "I'm an entitled dumbass.".
[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.
[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, Mr. Dentist, what would you do for a non-soda drinker who kept getting cavities? Hmm? What do you mean we're having cavities for two different reasons? Stop shaming me!
[–] hulkingmanbeast ago
Have you seen the one where the fatty comes in with a gunshot wound and the doctor tells them to lose weight?
What they don't get is that their weight IS the gunshot wound, in a relative sense.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?
Naw that'd be ridiculous.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale
[–] fphthrowie ago (edited ago)
I think this is Ragen's making. Ridiculous. From now on I demand doctors treat me as they would treat women even if it's for the process of giving birth.
[–] mahjuhnetiks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All the ham doctors should be forced to open their own clinics where they will ignore the whales' weight and allow them to feel comfortable while getting the wrong treatment.
Got high blood pressure? That's definitely not because you're 300 pounds overweight. Take this diuretic for the next 5 years (if you live that long).
Ulcer isn't healing on your leg? I think we need to amputate.