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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So, Mr. Dentist, what would you do for a non-soda drinker who kept getting cavities? Hmm? What do you mean we're having cavities for two different reasons? Stop shaming me!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast ago 

Have you seen the one where the fatty comes in with a gunshot wound and the doctor tells them to lose weight?

What they don't get is that their weight IS the gunshot wound, in a relative sense.

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's a medical malpractice get out of jail free card. Documented proof the patient intentionally and knowingly refused to follow instructions.

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[–] stearic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Going with that though, make a copy of it and keep it in the Butter Beasts file with the date given, etc. That way if something happens you can pull it up and say "on this date, Mrs Fatty McFat pants gave me this instructing me how to treat her".

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[–] crispsandtakeaways 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a normal person, I think it would be fun to hand this card to my doc and laugh and laugh about how stupid it is.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

New goal. Get super ripped for summer, catch a cold, give this card to a fat nurse.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The card should just say "I'm an entitled dumbass.".

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[–] mahjuhnetiks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All the ham doctors should be forced to open their own clinics where they will ignore the whales' weight and allow them to feel comfortable while getting the wrong treatment.

Got high blood pressure? That's definitely not because you're 300 pounds overweight. Take this diuretic for the next 5 years (if you live that long).

Ulcer isn't healing on your leg? I think we need to amputate.

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[–] adiposeIssue 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I practice the enjoyment of eating pizza:

•Please do NOT give me baked dough with tomato sauce, cheese and veges on it

•Give me the same toppings you would give cis-scum

•If you need to know the ingredients of the pizza, do not tell me what they are.

Edit: ah fuk it I tried 😉

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[–] leftovers ago 

April fools! I'm going to prank my doctor

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[–] OpabiniaRegalis ago 

I think House would just hand the patient off to Cameron without telling her why and then laugh from a distance...

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