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[–] Rawscent 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

As a doctor, you hand me this and I think psych eval ASAP.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Not euthanasia?

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?

Naw that'd be ridiculous.

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[–] bonesett 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Another proof of fats being unable to do anything right.

The symbol of medicine is the Rod of Asclepius (one snake) not the caduceus.

I'll refrain from commenting on what's written on the card because it's all too stupid for words.

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[–] foxel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus fuck, do they also want a free box of tissues for the tears

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[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a physician, I would read this and toss it back at the whale, then tell them the truth. No physician gives two shits about this nonsense and will do what they are trained to do. P.S. that symbol is the caduceus, which is the symbol of thievery. The symbol of medicine is a single snake wrapped around a rod, called the rod of Asclepius. So I would chastise that person double.

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[–] PCOSBelle ago 

But it's evidence-based!

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Also as a physician, I would just give it back to them and say "I don't think we are a good match for each other. You may be better off looking for another doctor." 10,000 College complaints about bullshit stopped in their tracks right there.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I am a registered nurse. If a patient handed this to me I would probably just give a sarcastic smile, then go mock this idiot behind their back in the break room or something. I'd probably also make photocopies of the card and post them around the unit for everyone to laugh at.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mockery is exactly the right response. The only card I can think of that's more annoying is the "I am calling you out...don't play 20 questions with me" one.

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[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you were my nurse I would love you forever

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale

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[–] Warforhealth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can doctors who own their own clinics refuse service? Can they choose their customers? It's hard to treat someone who won't listen to the diagnosis.

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[–] red_runner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm a physical therapist who works with worker's comp patients. I've not only discharged non-compliant patients, but when they skip appointments their employers find out too. It is selfish for fats to take up appointment slots from people who actually want to get better.

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