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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?
Naw that'd be ridiculous.
[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 63 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a physician, I would read this and toss it back at the whale, then tell them the truth. No physician gives two shits about this nonsense and will do what they are trained to do. P.S. that symbol is the caduceus, which is the symbol of thievery. The symbol of medicine is a single snake wrapped around a rod, called the rod of Asclepius. So I would chastise that person double.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I am a registered nurse. If a patient handed this to me I would probably just give a sarcastic smile, then go mock this idiot behind their back in the break room or something. I'd probably also make photocopies of the card and post them around the unit for everyone to laugh at.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Mockery is exactly the right response. The only card I can think of that's more annoying is the "I am calling you out...don't play 20 questions with me" one.
[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If you were my nurse I would love you forever
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale
[–] Warforhealth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can doctors who own their own clinics refuse service? Can they choose their customers? It's hard to treat someone who won't listen to the diagnosis.
[–] red_runner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm a physical therapist who works with worker's comp patients. I've not only discharged non-compliant patients, but when they skip appointments their employers find out too. It is selfish for fats to take up appointment slots from people who actually want to get better.
[–] Rawscent 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
As a doctor, you hand me this and I think psych eval ASAP.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Not euthanasia?