[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The card should just say "I'm an entitled dumbass.".
[–] fphthrowie ago (edited ago)
I think this is Ragen's making. Ridiculous. From now on I demand doctors treat me as they would treat women even if it's for the process of giving birth.
[–] 4809972? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I wish I was a doctor so I could totally take these fatfucks' money while telling them they look healthy as ever and prescribe them family packs of Reese's peanut butter cups while laughing my way to the bank knowing I'm making the world a better place by speeding up the death process for these waste of airs.
[–] FeefeeImpaler ago
I'd be like, "here's the thing - it doesn't matter what YOU practice here. When we're in my office, we practice actual medicine."
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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you toss a few donuts on the floor and oink at them?
Naw that'd be ridiculous.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No one is going to prescribe you the same treatment as a thing person because 1) thin people aren't getting the same diseases as you. And 2) your body is physically different so chances are, treatment will be different too. You stupid, fat, fucking, cuntwhale
[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, Mr. Dentist, what would you do for a non-soda drinker who kept getting cavities? Hmm? What do you mean we're having cavities for two different reasons? Stop shaming me!
[–] hulkingmanbeast ago
Have you seen the one where the fatty comes in with a gunshot wound and the doctor tells them to lose weight?
What they don't get is that their weight IS the gunshot wound, in a relative sense.