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[–] OpabiniaRegalis ago 

I think House would just hand the patient off to Cameron without telling her why and then laugh from a distance...

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you present this card you should get an automatic "5150" a.k.a. 72 hour involuntary psych hold.

Also, do they know what the word "evidence" means? Because they're using it wrong.

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[–] fphthrowie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"people" too.

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[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Where do I even begin on this? First, I never had a doctor tell me to lose weight. Now, most of times at the doctor was a physical before school started or to get drops for swimmer's ear. I went to the doctor twice after high school. One was to get a flu shot, I don't know why, never did before, haven't since. The next time I went to the doctor was in 2008.

When I went back, I didn't want to get on the scales, I didn't want to see the number. I never had any idea what my weight was until that day. Not because I looked, but the nurse said it out loud. I did my best to ignore, I've done that for entirely too many things. Ignore it and it will go away.

There was a time in my life, if I had heard the nurse say that number I would have been furious. This time as soon I as I heard it, the light bulb went off. It was the trigger I needed to set me on the path I need to lose the weight, be the man I wanted to be living a fit, happy life.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is just like an ostrich burying its head in the sand. Fatties gonna fat until it kills them... To bad we can't legally speed the process.

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[–] bukowskis_bluebird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh. We can speed it up. That's what the owner of Heart Attack Grill is essentially doing. And he knows it.

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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it would be genius if the owner of the Heart Attack Grill also opened up a HAES general practice inside his restaurant.

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[–] KrystalMeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL! Thank you very much for the ostrich fact, that is a cool one to know!

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's a medical malpractice get out of jail free card. Documented proof the patient intentionally and knowingly refused to follow instructions.

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[–] stearic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Going with that though, make a copy of it and keep it in the Butter Beasts file with the date given, etc. That way if something happens you can pull it up and say "on this date, Mrs Fatty McFat pants gave me this instructing me how to treat her".

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Keep crying, fatty. And when the beetus rots your leg and it becomes septic, we'll start you on an intravenous dose of Vancomycin which, oh, would you look at that, is dosed based on your weight.

Wishing you a happy, evidence-based recovery. <3

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It wants to be dosed based on its weight. Just doesn't want to know its weight. Doc should seriously write 2-5p as a note on prescription, based on how many actual people would occupy its weight.

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[–] bonesett 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Another proof of fats being unable to do anything right.

The symbol of medicine is the Rod of Asclepius (one snake) not the caduceus.

I'll refrain from commenting on what's written on the card because it's all too stupid for words.

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