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[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I could think of a million things I'd rather do than to have to stare at this thing for more than 1 second.. Like, getting papercuts in between my toes.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or getting a paper cut on your eyeball.

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[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd take paper cuts in the cooch after taking it on my eyeball, and I'd say "this hurts so fucking good", because the pain of looking at this butterbeast is so much worse than that pain.

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[–] Former_Fattie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had one of those randomly occuring boners I was ignoring when I clicked that link. Problem solved! Now I'll never get an erection again!

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[–] Fattumblrina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pictures like this cause me to cringe in real life.

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[–] LeftPad 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't know it was possible to be this small. Repulsive.

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[–] Scine 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I've been hoggin' before. You just go "Yeah bitch! Fold your fucking ear, I'm about to cum!"

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[–] jewbitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What is that?

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh no! That couched whale is getting sun burnt!

George Costanza, we need you!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That right knee is impossibly far down. No couch cushion in the world is supposed to give in that much. THAT's how fat this thing is.

I kind of want to add more weight to it, to see when the couch breaks.

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