[–] Former_Fattie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had one of those randomly occuring boners I was ignoring when I clicked that link. Problem solved! Now I'll never get an erection again!
[–] Fattumblrina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pictures like this cause me to cringe in real life.
[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh no! That couched whale is getting sun burnt!
George Costanza, we need you!
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I could think of a million things I'd rather do than to have to stare at this thing for more than 1 second.. Like, getting papercuts in between my toes.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or getting a paper cut on your eyeball.
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd take paper cuts in the cooch after taking it on my eyeball, and I'd say "this hurts so fucking good", because the pain of looking at this butterbeast is so much worse than that pain.