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[–] iconwaste 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

GOD DAMMIT! I was eating snicker doodles and this shit made my cookies taste bad. Trigger warning mother fucker!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That right knee is impossibly far down. No couch cushion in the world is supposed to give in that much. THAT's how fat this thing is.

I kind of want to add more weight to it, to see when the couch breaks.

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh no! That couched whale is getting sun burnt!

George Costanza, we need you!

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[–] jewbitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What is that?

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[–] Scine 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I've been hoggin' before. You just go "Yeah bitch! Fold your fucking ear, I'm about to cum!"

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[–] LeftPad 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't know it was possible to be this small. Repulsive.

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[–] Fattumblrina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pictures like this cause me to cringe in real life.

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[–] Former_Fattie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had one of those randomly occuring boners I was ignoring when I clicked that link. Problem solved! Now I'll never get an erection again!

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