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[–] LusciousFox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't tell Japan but I stole it.

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[–] hyperoperation ago 

I blame Jodie Foster.

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Duuuude. Your username is my old wifi password! I feel unoriginal, but I'm so glad to see a voater using it.

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP ago 

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[–] CeepsNo ago 

I bet it smashed into north korea's satellite

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[–] 4784053? ago 

equipped with X-ray telescopes and gamma ray detectors

Bruce Banner broke it.

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[–] Sosacms ago 

Oh... Were they still using that?

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[–] MrPim 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

the satellite appeared to have separated into five pieces.

While JAXA is still trying to recover communications with the satellite,

Guys, I don't think that's gonna work.

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[–] Sops 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

May have just been hit with space junk.

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[–] tame 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It might if the satellite is actually Voltron.

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[–] grlldcheese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's Japan. Pretty sure everything is Voltron at some point in the design phase.

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[–] ashekchum 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Probably aliens destroyed it so it's advanced sensors wouldn't detect their ships

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably got crushed by other Hitomi's breasts.

http://www.javlibrary.com/en/vl_star.php?s=pyya

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[–] werstie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I assume you mean her larger breast did it?

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[–] Randomhandle 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

Probably murca shot it down.

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[–] softdown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sure some of us considered the possibility.

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[–] KarlWayne 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I wouldn't be surprised.

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