[–] Kahlo 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Both of these work well for me:
Uhh... Can you not comment on my body like that?
Wow, I hate to say it but that was really hurtful. Why would you say something like that?
Go straight for the jugular. Idgaf if it makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. It's the only thing that really works.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sorry, but you're missing out on all the keywords. He should say:
Why would you make such a hostile comment like that?
Can you please stop shaming my body?
Why do you feel the need to harass me like that?
Wow, I hate to say it but that has really made me feel unsafe.
It's very important to show hams that you're in for a lawsuit, even if you're out.
[–] Cowboyinme [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yeah, those are pretty good. I was so caught off guard that I didn't know what to say. I can't even remember what I did say honestly. It took a minute to even register. It was a stark contrast to what my girlfriend said when I told her I wanted to get back to that, which was "yes please". lol
[–] Kahlo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh yes, your girlfriend was spot-on with her response. Yes please indeed.
Did not mean to come across as one of those, "hurr durr you cudda dun dis" people, I am almost always tongue-tied by the sheer absurdity of most fat logic IRL. Every once in a while, though, I can get in some quality shitlording
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
On behalf of women with actual standards, your gf is right. Yes please is the correct response lol
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I didn't realize concentration camp victims were so hot. Their workout facilities and nutrition programs must have been great.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They had some pretty killer workouts.
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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I suppose it makes sense that their trainers would be real nazis about that.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I'm 5'1 and 98 pounds and all the ham girls give me mean looks. I was bullied by one, one who stole my best friend and convinced her to bully me. I got a piece of chicken breast and a salad, while ham got two burgers. She asks if I have an eating disorder. Fuck you Lana!
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Dodged a bullet, mate. Over here we say these people have cockroach blood: Their whole behavior depends on influences, they spend their whole shitty lives standing up for nothing. They are rude only when their buddies are being rude too, due to lack of balls.
[–] Charming_Chaos 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
People suck. Jealous assholes just can't help themselves. My fat cousin would walk past me and say "this is what a real woman looks like", while she waved her hands across her jiggling body. She would also loudly accuse me of having eating disorders in front of the entire family. I'm 5'6" 120 lbs. In what world is that bizarrely skinny?! It would piss me off so much because I work hard at maintaining my fit physique! You look great, by the way. You know it, your girlfriend knows it, and your fatass boss knows it.
[–] Cowboyinme [S] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Thanks for that. I know that my girlfriend has had it just as bad. She is 5'7" and 120. She is not extremely muscular, but is very thin. The thing that gets here the most is people grabbing her wrists and saying "omg I could break you" I've never seen her so pissed. When she first started at her job, they had a diversity training that got on the subject of bodies. Someone claimed they were shamed for being fat, and then tried to tell my GF that skinny shaming isn't a thing.
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
"yeah, if you want to look like a concentration camp victim."
Way to throw around that line nonchalantly at work. What if you were Jewish or someone around you in the office was? Or even a victim of the holocaust or had relatives that were victims? Your boss's attitude is gonna get him/her fired sooner than later, wait and see...
[–] Cowboyinme [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Yeah, right!? I thought the same thing. Just like it was nothing.
[–] cannabidiol 0 points 38 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago
Don't let those people get to you. Despite their insults, they're just self conscious about their weight, and they know that your body looks 100x better than theirs ever will.
[–] Cowboyinme [S] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Yeah, it's just hard feeling like my GF is the only one I can talk to about feeling out of shape. I am 6' and weigh 168 or so, so I'm not anywhere near overweight, but having been 4% bodyfat my whole life, even 10% feels off. I guess I am glad there is a place for us here. None of the fatties, save the one I was originally showing the picture to, get that.
[–] KingMortales 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I get you man, 6 ft. and 165 as of this morning, still trying to get more like that picture you posted. A little different for me though because I never looked that way, I started fat. People don't get that we're not too thin already and can still improve
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago
TIL that if you don't have a BMI of 30 or over, you "look like you came from a concentration camp". /s/
[–] lionheart 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I guarantee that if your boss had the opportunity to pay 50k or more to look instantly like you, he would in a second.
[–] RapidLynx 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
In 1 sentence you correctly identified why all those "lose 20lbs in 10 days using one weird trick!!" scams are a multi-million dollar industry.
[–] lionheart 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am seriously considering starting or getting involved with a business that the target demographic is fat fucks. It just seems like a an easy and growing market.