[–] ElectricPurple ago
Lol liar, he totally ate the paper. "The food wasn't served fast enough".
[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I would've made him pay for it. He got off easy.
[–] HarpoonTheLandWhales 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nothing like falling through a wall to serve as a wake up call that you're a fat fucking slob.
[–] horikita 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago (edited ago)
I just returned from Japan not too long ago. That country really is a nightmare for fats. There are stairs everywhere, and so many of their restaurants and eateries are cramped and have just enough space for normal sized people to manuveur. I am quite sure the average American wouldn't fit in most places.
[–] Trevelyan-s_corn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or Montreal's staircases in the winter!
[–] DivideByGodError 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I live in Japan and it's a virtual paradise for all the reasons you mention.
However, unfortunately my parents are lardgoblins, and them coming to visit me is the height of humiliation, as they nearly have panic attacks at the sight of every staircase and it takes them every ton of effort to squeeze into a chair. Fuck, my mother almost didn't fit into a booth. A fucking booth!
It's embarrassing enough in the US where they are sadly a very commonplace form factor, but I refuse to take them to places in Japan that I know or like, or where someone I know might see me with them. Just shameful...
[–] UnionJacqueline ago
Why would he even need to touch the walls?