[–] 7CheeseSundae 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
LOL she's probably gonna feel that one later when the jiggling stops.
[–] dragonjujo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Implying these things have actual feelings or even the ability to feel anything but hunger.
[–] SirKlokkwork ago
It bent a bar. It bent a fucking bar and probably survived that. Fat cushions hindering natural selection.
[–] skinnyballerina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I rarely actually laugh out loud at things online. I did at this.