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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What has the world come to when the mere suggestion of putting effort into something is itself a trigger?

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[–] MahLardy ago 

I don't get why it's following CT Fletcher then.

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[–] leweb ago 

I'm always amazed at the lardbags who want a 6'4" tall guy with a 6-pack and a 9"-long dick. They want to just lay there all day eating Oreos and McDonalds, and have Adonis eat them out four times per day (the remaining 20 hrs being spent looking for the target among the fat folds, and clearing up the yeast/mold/etc. on the way). What sort of alternate reality do these people live in? I mean, OK, they're fucked up in the head, but this is just really basic logic. Like 1+1=2 level logic. Is the effect of fat on your brain really this bad?

If so I think we need to reclassify hamplanetism as a brain disorder. Not just a mental illness but more like a "I have just fucked my brain with a fat donkey dick" sort of disorder.

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[–] allergictofupa ago 

Just when you thought the hams couldn't be more pitiful, they surprise you with even more incomprehensible bullshit.

Motivation "triggers" them because it reminds them that deep down, beyond the layers of adipose and delusion, they want to be thin. No matter how many times they tell themselves or how many blog posts they write on Tumblr, they aren't truly content with being the size of a planet - but there is a dissonance between their laziness/gluttony and their desires, and the gluttony wins every time so they're forced to bury their desires to be human sized under mental gymnastics and feigned confidence. What a sorry existence. I'm glad it eats them up (lol) inside.