[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You don't have to resort to sports, you just need to find an activity that's done up as many flights of stairs as possible, without elevators or escalators available. Even a restaurant would do.
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think you're right. I usually avoid them, but I got stuck sitting next one at the animal hospital. And the son of bitch stunk. STUNK! I have never experienced the "fat smell" before and it's disgusting. I couldn't breathe. WTH? I've never noticed this before. Maybe it's because summer is coming and it's worse.
How does someone (who is not a street person) go through life stinking? Even military personnel manage to clean themselves on the battlefield.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] ago
I know right! It sounds like we're joking when we say fat people literally stink, but we're not!!
[–] amberorchid 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Rock climbling, fats physically can't climb, or kayaking, a lot of boats and canoes can't handle the load of fat people, the ones that can are for two people or prohibitively expensive.
[–] YouCantEat7Proxies 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can confirm rock climbing as ultimate shitlord sport.
Tip for the online daters of voat, set up your first meetup at a rock gym. Fats won't even show up, and as an added bones you get a great excuse to checkout his/her ass.
[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't understand fat string players. I never saw a single one until I got into college. There was an immense femayo in one of my classes, turns out it played the violin (not in my orchestra, thank god) How anything that large (250?) could move any part of its body fast enough or with enough precision to play well is beyond me.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh my god! You should see the hams I play with! They will like find any excuse not to play and make up stupid excuses like 'my wrist is sore', 'I need to switch reeds', I need to retune' or even 'oh, everyone else is playing it, it's alright if I skip this bit'. It's like WHY ARE YOU HERE??? In choir, these fat fucks don't even stand up to sing then complain they can't see the conductor because everyone is standing in front of them! One of the choirs I sing with sings with music on stage, I didn't know it was a thing to sing all cramped up on risers, with a fucking MUSIC STAND!!! God! If you really can't hold up your music for a piece, sing from fucking memory!!! The part in all this that's really getting to me now though is their smell!!! It's just so pungent and sitting in close proximity to multiple fats is just really hard on the nose sometimes! I don't know why this hasn't always bothered me, or maybe there were just less fat people before, but it's really questioning my ongoing commitment to music!