[–] amberorchid 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Rock climbling, fats physically can't climb, or kayaking, a lot of boats and canoes can't handle the load of fat people, the ones that can are for two people or prohibitively expensive.
[–] YouCantEat7Proxies 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can confirm rock climbing as ultimate shitlord sport.
Tip for the online daters of voat, set up your first meetup at a rock gym. Fats won't even show up, and as an added bones you get a great excuse to checkout his/her ass.
[–] peripatetic 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Whatever you choose to do, do it early in the morning. There are not as many fats out in the early AM.
[–] Goat-fister 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Skiing. Almost no fats on the slopes.
[–] FPH_Shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You'd be surprised. My brother in law is a big, fat thumb and (as much as it irritates the hell put of me) is a championship skier.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] ago (edited ago)
Sounds good until you live in Australia ;) I've never even seen snow before!
[–] FUPA_Berzerker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
skiiing is quite the low effort sport at a basic level. If you want to get rid of fats, the sport must include going uphill, not downhill where gravity binds them!
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think you're right. I usually avoid them, but I got stuck sitting next one at the animal hospital. And the son of bitch stunk. STUNK! I have never experienced the "fat smell" before and it's disgusting. I couldn't breathe. WTH? I've never noticed this before. Maybe it's because summer is coming and it's worse.
How does someone (who is not a street person) go through life stinking? Even military personnel manage to clean themselves on the battlefield.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] ago
I know right! It sounds like we're joking when we say fat people literally stink, but we're not!!
[–] talus_extraordinaire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't understand fat string players. I never saw a single one until I got into college. There was an immense femayo in one of my classes, turns out it played the violin (not in my orchestra, thank god) How anything that large (250?) could move any part of its body fast enough or with enough precision to play well is beyond me.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh my god! You should see the hams I play with! They will like find any excuse not to play and make up stupid excuses like 'my wrist is sore', 'I need to switch reeds', I need to retune' or even 'oh, everyone else is playing it, it's alright if I skip this bit'. It's like WHY ARE YOU HERE??? In choir, these fat fucks don't even stand up to sing then complain they can't see the conductor because everyone is standing in front of them! One of the choirs I sing with sings with music on stage, I didn't know it was a thing to sing all cramped up on risers, with a fucking MUSIC STAND!!! God! If you really can't hold up your music for a piece, sing from fucking memory!!! The part in all this that's really getting to me now though is their smell!!! It's just so pungent and sitting in close proximity to multiple fats is just really hard on the nose sometimes! I don't know why this hasn't always bothered me, or maybe there were just less fat people before, but it's really questioning my ongoing commitment to music!
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Or buildings with stairs, but no elevators.
[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Trail running or ultra running. Fats even pretend to be anorexic now, so anorexia support groups aren't even safe.
[–] silvercat 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ugh fuck everything about that. Why aren't they IMMEDIATELY ejected from the meetings? They're basically mocking those with actual issues.
[–] 4744836? 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
Because anorexics lack the muscle mass to do so?
[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
In some (in my observation, very few) cases, people who have been diagnosed with anorexia "overcorrect" and eat far too much and overcome the physical mechanisms that protect most recovering anorexics from actually becoming overweight during or after the refeeding process. If you've ever experienced anorexia and refeeding, you might notice that you actually burn hotter for a long time - months and months - after reaching your threshold "healthy" weight. One way some people explain this is "metabolic abnormality" but I prefer to interpret it as your body burning as many calories as possible so it can repair the extensive damage done to necessary tissues over your prolonged caloric restriction. It's like construction companies needing more materials and labor after a hurricane than they would after a spring storm. It's even good to pad a bit on during the first year or two of recovery because your essential systems have been damaged, and any perturbation to your health could result in sudden collapse - and a few extra pounds are a buffer between life and death at that point. But others, people I suspect were incorrectly diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, just seem to either have serious BID and another mental illness not on the same axis, or be people who use sensation to deaden emotion and could have easily been bulimic or alcoholic or speed freaks as anorexic. Once they started to eat again, they begin using the sensation of overfullness as a drug instead of hunger. The thing is, they all had the diagnosis at one point and so all "belong" in the same group. I'm of the minority opinion that bulimia and anorexia do not belong in the same treatment groups, but it's cheaper to treat everyone who presents with eating anomolies as "eating disordered" rather than tease out individual experiences, motivations, and reward schemas. So, fats get into anorexia support groups, and fats who "think" they were anorexic because they tried to count calories for a few weeks and weasel their way into an EDNOS diagnosis jump right in so they can identify with a disease with a horrible recovery rate and prognosis.
[–] gymbuddy1812 [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Really? Anorexic support groups??? That's really low and pathetic!
[–] Nietzscheese 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
But they must be anorexic! Every time they look in the mirror they see a fat person!