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[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Those tabs on the lemonade and Sprite usually dispense water.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Have you seen a soda machine nozzle? Most people don't know you should clean them at least once a week and soak them every night. 90% of soda machines are disgusting. The sink is probably the cleanest option. Most people don't clean out the ice dispenser either. Ughhh. Shiver.

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[–] gsav55 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Especially in an office instead of a restaurant...

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[–] interstate-15 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I run the water for a bit before putting my cup under. Cleans out the residual sprite or whatever.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fucking lost it at the scale

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[–] hamsbegone 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Genius!

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[–] Jitenon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would so spend the money to buy a scale and do that! I hope I get the opportunity one day

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[–] lodecesky ago 

And super glue it to the ground.

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[–] DreamGirl 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's if the ham can even lift both legs to stand on it.

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[–] BaronVonThunderBolt ago 

Or the scale reading will go up that high. I think most have a max weight of 300

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[–] 4700435? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

they should really integrate the scale with the soda machine so if someone weighs more than X they can only get diet soda or water

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just put the machine up 3~4 stairs... They'll never even get close.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They'll ask their enablers to get it for them.

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[–] shiznitleader ago 

I can't see it.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Sire ago  (edited ago)

I wonder if the eatbeasts can lift their feet onto the scale. It feels like they'd encounter a life-threatening obstacle.

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