[–] inablackbox 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
The captions and tags say "I love myself, I'm gorgeous, look how (sic) cute I am", but those eyes say "I hate myself, I want to kill myself, but there's too much ice cream in the world left for me to eat"
[–] SkekUng 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
She's "learning to love her body"?
No amount of "learning" could make anyone love this mountain of hideous swineflesh, unless we're talking about sending people away to some sort of gulag-inspired re-education camp to "learn to love" it, in which case I think 99.9% of the prisoners would rather kill themselves.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It would probably be faster and easier to just "learn to eat less". It would be less effort, too, I find it impossible to learn to love.
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
She thinks that some of the angles are "flattering?" The only flattering angle is the camera pointing away from her completely!
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
All of these fats saying "look how cute I am", "I'm hot", "I'm beautiful", etc. It's a propaganda campaign. They're trying to brainwash the rest of us into agreeing with them, and basically trying to redefine the concept of beauty to their own benefit.
[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love how her "unflattering photo angles" are literally just her looking normally into a camera at a normal angle. It's like she is so close to realizing that she's just a disgusting obeast and nothing more
[–] herbalessence [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
haha yes! I was trying to think of a way to phrase this or draw attention to it, but you did it much better. exactly this!!
[–] LegendarySock 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"Preparing to eat bad things tomorrow"
Can someone explain to me why so many hams think that eating a tomato on Monday and a tub of ice cream on Tuesday somehow makes their diet healthy?
The idea of "cheat days" is incredibly stupid. You can't cheat your own body.
[–] herbalessence [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
PREACH IT. this is exactly the case. ugh. not to mention that one tomato they eat on Monday is almost always accompanied by a tub of ranch... "so healthy teehee"
[–] SweetTreats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hahaha who's she kidding with that Photoshop job in the 2nd pic ??? Funny how that "jaw line" is never to be seen again.
[–] Lilina ago
Why must hogs do this to their cats?