UGh. I hope this really happened. Well aside from your BF being traumatized.
Mine is a bartender so he gets unwanted fats attention ALLL the time. He is not a shitlord but I am turning him to the dark size. He definitely is starting to hate the planets because they are the ones who usually hit on him. The cute girls know better than to hit on the bartender, they wait for him to hit on them.
[–] unclejimbo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Literally get her charged with sexual assault, cuz shit would be hilarious.
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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They know they're revolting so they immediately go on the defensive and start over compensating. Imo there's a time and a place to discuss sex and outside of that, you come off as a desperate slag even if you are hot. How a ham thinks anyone wants to hear that shit idk.
The worst part is there's actually nothing truly kinky, they're not sexually explorative, or sexual people who are just liberated. they're just whores. they let guys stick it wherever they want to because otherwise they're not going to have a guy to stick it anywhere and then they brag about how "oh my God I'm such a sexually liberated girl cuz I'll let a guy put it in my butt hole" and it's just pathetic. Being a whore != kinky
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Again, this seems to be the achilles' heel in most shitlords. It's the other way around: they have shitty attitudes, that's why they allow themselves to balloon up until they're planet-sized. They're just so shitty that their bodies change to reflect their inner selves.