[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Why would dropping oneself onto the lap of a Taken Man and smooshing his face convince him that he's with the wrong girl?
I see no way that would end well, even if it wasn't a lard doing the dropping.
[–] dragons019 [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Typical ham mentality- they will get what they want, even if it requires undue force. It was saddening and hilarious to watch, but I am definitely making it up to my bf for letting him go through that
[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You nailed it with the undue force... it's why I refuse to ever, ever be in the same room as a fat. If they don't lie and say you raped them, they'll try and rape you instead. Never trust one, with anything, ever.
[–] samantha721 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago (edited ago)
How much of a fucking desperate whore do you have to be to pretend to like gaming and D&D? This weekend my friends and I played strategy board games and did so happily and drunkenly for a few hours. I thought it would be fun to invite another friend of mine, who didn't want to play, smoked all of our weed, played on her phone the whole time, oh and ya is fat as shit. It was strike three of her proving herself better than all other fats. She couldn't. I'm dropping all fats from my life.
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[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Good christ, even if a thin girl acted that way she'd be kicked out, what makes hams act out so fuckedly? Normal people can't get away with that shit what makes them think pigs will? lol great story, tanks for sharing!!
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
they have no filter cause they ate it
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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They know they're revolting so they immediately go on the defensive and start over compensating. Imo there's a time and a place to discuss sex and outside of that, you come off as a desperate slag even if you are hot. How a ham thinks anyone wants to hear that shit idk.
The worst part is there's actually nothing truly kinky, they're not sexually explorative, or sexual people who are just liberated. they're just whores. they let guys stick it wherever they want to because otherwise they're not going to have a guy to stick it anywhere and then they brag about how "oh my God I'm such a sexually liberated girl cuz I'll let a guy put it in my butt hole" and it's just pathetic. Being a whore != kinky
[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You made your boyfriend wash and sanitize his mouth right?
[–] dragons019 [S] 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
He is still washing now, I am not going anywhere near him until he is completely sanitised
[–] Octuple-stuffed 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
My friend's fat wife is a "gamer", she gets jealous when he hangs out with me or sister and desperately makes sexual comments to the guys in our group.
[–] Duke_of_Dung 0 points 45 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago
You and your boyfriend's characters should get the equivalent xp for killing an ogre, you just slew one's confidence in real life.
[–] cynoclast 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
IRL LOL'd. Thanks.