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[–] hypercat ago 

UGh. I hope this really happened. Well aside from your BF being traumatized.

Mine is a bartender so he gets unwanted fats attention ALLL the time. He is not a shitlord but I am turning him to the dark size. He definitely is starting to hate the planets because they are the ones who usually hit on him. The cute girls know better than to hit on the bartender, they wait for him to hit on them.

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[–] 4647042? ago 

This story is almost too good to be true.

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[–] markrod420 ago 

Rofl. Fat brain dont think so good.

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[–] 0__-__0 ago 

This sounds like a by the numbers FPH post.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

what drives them to have such an entitled shitty attitude is unknown to me

Again, this seems to be the achilles' heel in most shitlords. It's the other way around: they have shitty attitudes, that's why they allow themselves to balloon up until they're planet-sized. They're just so shitty that their bodies change to reflect their inner selves.

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[–] DurinTheDeathles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bitch better back off of the Lord of the Rings. My fave movie

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[–] Makingitworthit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

horrendous mass of blubber, self proclaimed feminist and gamer girl

this idiot was not a gamer, nor even owned a PC, "never got round to watching those nerdy films like the lords of the rings", and counted her extensive playtime on "Cooking Mama" on DS as gaming

And proceeds to ruin the entire session and do what qualifies as assault and sexual assault.

Do document this in the unlikely event that you require bringing some evidence to court.

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