[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Could you imagine the outrage if he did that. She'd be crying sexual harassment.
[–] Bunter_Hunter 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The write-up will exist and will be comedy gold. May the Shitlord Gods bless you for this tale, and may they bring to the light the song of this rekt whale.
gg no re
[–] unclejimbo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Literally get her charged with sexual assault, cuz shit would be hilarious.
[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Entire story is solid gold. I had to unsub from here because I browsed Voat at work, but what a way to return. Hope your guy got thoroughly cleaned. I once got grease on my hands from cooking and that's the closest I ever want to be to lardballs.
[–] SomeBitchOrOther 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Completely unrelated to the story, but I fucking love your username.
[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha thanks. My friend introduced me to Warhammer books and I kinda went nuts. Created an account for this sub to be more active and Nurgle seemed appropriate.
[–] Makingitworthit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
horrendous mass of blubber, self proclaimed feminist and
gamergirlthis idiot was not a gamer, nor even owned a PC, "never got round to watching those nerdy films like the lords of the rings", and counted her extensive playtime on "Cooking Mama" on DS as gaming
And proceeds to ruin the entire session and do what qualifies as assault and sexual assault.
Do document this in the unlikely event that you require bringing some evidence to court.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Side note: D&D? You guys ever play online? :D
[–] blue5car 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I am hoping is story is true so hard. We need to expel hams from nerdy hobbies. They stink up the place and make everyone look bad. Don't even get me started on cosplay.