[–] AppleSlice 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hello shitlords/ladies! I've been lurking since the beginning of fatpeoplehate on reddit, enjoying a laugh or two a day at the expense of disgusting butterhogs, never feeling inclined to vent my own deep and boiling revulsion of this subhuman sector of our global population..
Immediately stopped reading and gave an upvoat. lol Just wonderfully expressed.
[–] ThirteenthZodiac 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Have an upvote, fellow shitlord D&D player! Nobody should have to deal with this kind of crazy bullshit at the table.
[–] unclejimbo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Literally get her charged with sexual assault, cuz shit would be hilarious.
[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Entire story is solid gold. I had to unsub from here because I browsed Voat at work, but what a way to return. Hope your guy got thoroughly cleaned. I once got grease on my hands from cooking and that's the closest I ever want to be to lardballs.
[–] SomeBitchOrOther 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Completely unrelated to the story, but I fucking love your username.
[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha thanks. My friend introduced me to Warhammer books and I kinda went nuts. Created an account for this sub to be more active and Nurgle seemed appropriate.
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Side note: D&D? You guys ever play online? :D