[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Entire story is solid gold. I had to unsub from here because I browsed Voat at work, but what a way to return. Hope your guy got thoroughly cleaned. I once got grease on my hands from cooking and that's the closest I ever want to be to lardballs.
[–] SomeBitchOrOther 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Completely unrelated to the story, but I fucking love your username.
[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha thanks. My friend introduced me to Warhammer books and I kinda went nuts. Created an account for this sub to be more active and Nurgle seemed appropriate.
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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They know they're revolting so they immediately go on the defensive and start over compensating. Imo there's a time and a place to discuss sex and outside of that, you come off as a desperate slag even if you are hot. How a ham thinks anyone wants to hear that shit idk.
The worst part is there's actually nothing truly kinky, they're not sexually explorative, or sexual people who are just liberated. they're just whores. they let guys stick it wherever they want to because otherwise they're not going to have a guy to stick it anywhere and then they brag about how "oh my God I'm such a sexually liberated girl cuz I'll let a guy put it in my butt hole" and it's just pathetic. Being a whore != kinky
[–] unclejimbo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Literally get her charged with sexual assault, cuz shit would be hilarious.
[–] KikiCat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I would almost "that happened" this if I haven't heard so many. How does she think she can get away with that? I have no idea how anyone could think they could get away with that. Even a smoking hot babe wouldn't do that.