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[–] KikiCat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I would almost "that happened" this if I haven't heard so many. How does she think she can get away with that? I have no idea how anyone could think they could get away with that. Even a smoking hot babe wouldn't do that.

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[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Entire story is solid gold. I had to unsub from here because I browsed Voat at work, but what a way to return. Hope your guy got thoroughly cleaned. I once got grease on my hands from cooking and that's the closest I ever want to be to lardballs.

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[–] SomeBitchOrOther 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Completely unrelated to the story, but I fucking love your username.

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[–] NurglesPlayground 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha thanks. My friend introduced me to Warhammer books and I kinda went nuts. Created an account for this sub to be more active and Nurgle seemed appropriate.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They know they're revolting so they immediately go on the defensive and start over compensating. Imo there's a time and a place to discuss sex and outside of that, you come off as a desperate slag even if you are hot. How a ham thinks anyone wants to hear that shit idk.

The worst part is there's actually nothing truly kinky, they're not sexually explorative, or sexual people who are just liberated. they're just whores. they let guys stick it wherever they want to because otherwise they're not going to have a guy to stick it anywhere and then they brag about how "oh my God I'm such a sexually liberated girl cuz I'll let a guy put it in my butt hole" and it's just pathetic. Being a whore != kinky

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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Literally get her charged with sexual assault, cuz shit would be hilarious.

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[–] 0__-__0 ago 

This sounds like a by the numbers FPH post.

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[–] markrod420 ago 

Rofl. Fat brain dont think so good.

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[–] 4647042? ago 

This story is almost too good to be true.

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