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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fats want to hi-jack anything that can "legitimize" their claims of being "healthy".

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah you should see how many fats are in a standard yoga class now. When I started yoga you'd see mainly older people(thin and in shape) or you'd see ethnic people (also in shape). Once fats started taking over especially in Texas, it went from those people to mini moons and to planets in less than 3 years. I talked about it before how my gym changed the yoga instructor from a hot skinny 40 year old to a retarded mini moon who modifies every fucking pose.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That should not be allowed. I would never take a health class from an instructor who clear is not healthy.

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[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Being a fat butterhuffer violates most of the ten ethic principles of yoga: truthfulness, righteousness, simplicity (this is the big one for overconsumption), sacrifice, self-discipline and contentment. Such worthless beasts.

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[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

You could probably just ask any fat claiming to be a yogi what the ten ethic principles of yoga are, and they'd just stare at you.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards ago 

Hell, I've been doing yoga stuff for 6ish years, and I didn't know that. I only use yoga as a warm up before a hook up though. Showing someone I can blow myself is a pretty good way to get things heated up.

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[–] TotalCult 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Yogi fucking bear maybe

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[–] 4623881? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey there Boo-boo, let's go steal that man's pic-a-nic basket!

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

A true yogi wouldn't wear a shirt saying anything to that effect

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[–] Itsforhismum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This

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[–] Xenomorphine 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I'm no expert but how would a fatass do yoga? Doesn't it require actual flexibility that fat gets in the way of? Doesn't it require strength and balance to pull off and hold a pose? Or do they remove or modify the "difficult" poses that are impossible for them to do?

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Like they do everything, half assed.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have a yoga class at my college and goddamn there are at least five obeasts. I sit far from them but I can assume that they "rest" most of the time and do half assed poses. And when I'm sitting on my mat...and they walk by me... FUPA jiggling in yoga pants... NOT something I want to see after I just had breakfast!

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[–] Unreasonable 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Attention seekers attacking peaceful people in their most vulnerable environment. Not surprised.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Okay, I'm in the dark here. WTF is a yogi? Someone who does yoga? If so, hams can't wear a 'this is what a yogi looks like shirt'. Hams can't do yoga. I've only ever seen hams try to do yoga and they fail at it 100% of the time. There's not much in this world more funny than watching a ham try to do yoga.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yogi is a spiritual/religious term for a yoga master— someone who's mastered all poses, can hold them indefinitely (read: in amazing shape), controls their body and mind at will, have been progressing for at least ~10 years and generally tend to be ridiculously wise people. It's a term closely tied to Hindu philosophy. Almost (but not quite) what a "saint" is to Christianity.

In short: these superfupers have no fucking idea what they're talking about; by definition, they cannot be yogis. Leave it to fats to ruin/butcher everything they get involved in.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ah okay. Thank you for providing me with this insight. It's even more hilarious now. Fats can't even control their craving to eat a twinkie after their second dinner of the evening. How the fuck do they think they have control over their mind/body in the manner you describe? LOL!

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[–] shiftyshitlady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This pisses me the fuck off. Fats are taking every-fucking-thing. Nobody wants to see them doing yoga.

this is what a yogi looks like

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ah yes, that's more like it!

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