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[–] TotalCult 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Yogi fucking bear maybe

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[–] 4623881? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hey there Boo-boo, let's go steal that man's pic-a-nic basket!

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[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Being a fat butterhuffer violates most of the ten ethic principles of yoga: truthfulness, righteousness, simplicity (this is the big one for overconsumption), sacrifice, self-discipline and contentment. Such worthless beasts.

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[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

You could probably just ask any fat claiming to be a yogi what the ten ethic principles of yoga are, and they'd just stare at you.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards ago 

Hell, I've been doing yoga stuff for 6ish years, and I didn't know that. I only use yoga as a warm up before a hook up though. Showing someone I can blow myself is a pretty good way to get things heated up.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

A true yogi wouldn't wear a shirt saying anything to that effect

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[–] Itsforhismum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fats want to hi-jack anything that can "legitimize" their claims of being "healthy".

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah you should see how many fats are in a standard yoga class now. When I started yoga you'd see mainly older people(thin and in shape) or you'd see ethnic people (also in shape). Once fats started taking over especially in Texas, it went from those people to mini moons and to planets in less than 3 years. I talked about it before how my gym changed the yoga instructor from a hot skinny 40 year old to a retarded mini moon who modifies every fucking pose.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That should not be allowed. I would never take a health class from an instructor who clear is not healthy.

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[–] Xenomorphine 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I'm no expert but how would a fatass do yoga? Doesn't it require actual flexibility that fat gets in the way of? Doesn't it require strength and balance to pull off and hold a pose? Or do they remove or modify the "difficult" poses that are impossible for them to do?

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Like they do everything, half assed.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have a yoga class at my college and goddamn there are at least five obeasts. I sit far from them but I can assume that they "rest" most of the time and do half assed poses. And when I'm sitting on my mat...and they walk by me... FUPA jiggling in yoga pants... NOT something I want to see after I just had breakfast!

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Okay, I'm in the dark here. WTF is a yogi? Someone who does yoga? If so, hams can't wear a 'this is what a yogi looks like shirt'. Hams can't do yoga. I've only ever seen hams try to do yoga and they fail at it 100% of the time. There's not much in this world more funny than watching a ham try to do yoga.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yogi is a spiritual/religious term for a yoga master— someone who's mastered all poses, can hold them indefinitely (read: in amazing shape), controls their body and mind at will, have been progressing for at least ~10 years and generally tend to be ridiculously wise people. It's a term closely tied to Hindu philosophy. Almost (but not quite) what a "saint" is to Christianity.

In short: these superfupers have no fucking idea what they're talking about; by definition, they cannot be yogis. Leave it to fats to ruin/butcher everything they get involved in.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ah okay. Thank you for providing me with this insight. It's even more hilarious now. Fats can't even control their craving to eat a twinkie after their second dinner of the evening. How the fuck do they think they have control over their mind/body in the manner you describe? LOL!

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[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have been practicing yoga for years now. I would never dare call myself a yogi because it's disrespectful to those who have fully embraced the yoga lifestyle. Yoga is about acceptance (among other things) and I try to be non-judgemental, but shit like this makes it so hard to not be mad! A real yogi would never advertise it like that.

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[–] veganyogi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't mind calling myself yogi because i like yoga and I practice ahimsa and am vegan. I'm under no delusions that the Yoga I practice with weights in a heated room and that has lots of cardio mixed in is not traditional yoga. That's OK. As for the fat girl on the left in the photo. She embraces nothing of the yoga lifestyle. Just look at her. And yes that's probably not a very yogi thing for me to say.

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[–] Aluminumvalkyrie ago 

Yes! You are shining example of a yogi and deserve to be called such :) I do my best to practice ahimsa (physical aspect is easy, mental not as much), and am pescetarian, but I know I'm not yet there. Maybe this year I'll make that move, but I'm very happy with where my practice is now. As for the fat? You are just stating a fact. She is not in control of her body or mind, most definitely not a yogi. Namaste friend!

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[–] Unreasonable 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Attention seekers attacking peaceful people in their most vulnerable environment. Not surprised.

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