[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago (edited ago)
It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...
a lot of people like to think they are the jesus in this picture, they want to stop person A and animal B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and younger person B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and same gendered person B from having sex and the like. it doesn't matter if A and B consent, they won't accept that, they insist on being involved and having a say. these people are pushing themselves into the sex lives of others, and in a way are rapist C.
[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
No threesomes with Jesus. got it.
[–] grlldcheese 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Well he acts real shy for the guy who showed up to the threesome with a crown of thorns and lash scars.
[–] Donbuster 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
I mean, he came twice already, I don't know if he has enough left in him. Maybe we could just cuddle.
[–] DylannStorm 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Holy shit BDSM Jesus..
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The vibe I got was... no threesomes without Jesus