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[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

No threesomes with Jesus. got it.

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[–] grlldcheese 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Well he acts real shy for the guy who showed up to the threesome with a crown of thorns and lash scars.

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[–] Donbuster 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I mean, he came twice already, I don't know if he has enough left in him. Maybe we could just cuddle.

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[–] DylannStorm 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Holy shit BDSM Jesus..

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The vibe I got was... no threesomes without Jesus

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[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.

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[–] NoRagrets 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

God: able to created a Universe but constantly in desperate need of donations.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...

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[–] 4622305? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Unless you become a single mother, then the next 10 generations of your lineage automatically go to hell.

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[–] old_navy 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Hey, no ring and it's fair game. He's got no stake int he game.

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[–] jeegte12 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

i don't give a shit if you consent, jesus, no one's trying to get with your ancient ass anyway

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Man those kids look inbread. Is it just me?

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[–] Warden 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah I was about to say. Kid in the right looks like a retard.

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[–] Ulluses ago 

I want to know what's going on with the kids in the back, are they demons? What the fuck is up with those kids?

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[–] 4619326? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think I understand...

RAPING JESUS IS BAD. NO MEANS NO.

If you rape Jesus, he won't love you anymore.

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[–] tcp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus has a way to shut the whole sex act down when he doesn't consent.

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[–] greycloud ago 

a lot of people like to think they are the jesus in this picture, they want to stop person A and animal B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and younger person B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and same gendered person B from having sex and the like. it doesn't matter if A and B consent, they won't accept that, they insist on being involved and having a say. these people are pushing themselves into the sex lives of others, and in a way are rapist C.

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