[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
No threesomes with Jesus. got it.
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The vibe I got was... no threesomes without Jesus
[–] grlldcheese 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Well he acts real shy for the guy who showed up to the threesome with a crown of thorns and lash scars.
[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago (edited ago)
It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.
[–] 4622305? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Unless you become a single mother, then the next 10 generations of your lineage automatically go to hell.
[–] NoRagrets 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
God: able to created a Universe but constantly in desperate need of donations.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...