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[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.

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[–] 4622305? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Unless you become a single mother, then the next 10 generations of your lineage automatically go to hell.

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[–] NoRagrets 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

God: able to created a Universe but constantly in desperate need of donations.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...

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[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

No threesomes with Jesus. got it.

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The vibe I got was... no threesomes without Jesus

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[–] grlldcheese 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Well he acts real shy for the guy who showed up to the threesome with a crown of thorns and lash scars.

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[–] DylannStorm 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Holy shit BDSM Jesus..

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[–] Donbuster 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I mean, he came twice already, I don't know if he has enough left in him. Maybe we could just cuddle.