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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"his weight loss hit a roadblock...."

...and that roadblock's name was...

...cholesterol.

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[–] HAESisalie [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

... and Lord Beetus.

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[–] 4618184? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I see Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice standing by a couple of his cop cars saying "You done gone far enough, fat boy."

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Friends told the paper he died of diabetic shock.

OH LAWDY HE DUN GOT TOOK BY THE BEETUS PRAISE JESUS

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What really gets me is how people hold up these failures. Talk to everyday people and you'll hear the same. "Oh it's so good so and so is losing weight, it's so hard making a change and so brave to step into a gym when you're out of shape."

What about the people work every day to stay in shape? Or stay extra hours to get promoted? Or study part time to hone their skills?

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The Lard Beetus Crisco has claimed another soul!

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[–] HAESisalie [S] ago 

May his hooves please you, M'lord.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Which reminds me, should check to see what happened to that original fat that Chris Powell helped out that just re-fatted himself.

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[–] RandomAXEofKindness ago 

Be sure to share with us!

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[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Be sure to share with us!

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] HolyShitAreYouFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And Simply "Fat As Fuck" Sara.

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[–] AOU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good riddance!