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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now THIS is shitlording at its finest right here!

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[–] DayWalker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Try Ho-Ho's or Ding-Dongs. Bet they get picked up in 5 minutes

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[–] Ben77 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

This was brilliant.

Try using smells as well. I have no idea what the US equivalent is but a hot Sausage and Bean melt or chicken melt from Greggs is like crack to fatties over here, they cannot help themselves once they smell one. I bet a shitlady sitting there eating one of those would trigger some pigs hard.

EDIT: Shitlady Sitting! God-damn it! lol

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha damn that was an unfortunate typo.

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[–] Hilarious_Exception ago 

That would seem like it would produce more fat people to hate than reduce them. OP must be a glutton for punishment.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's not that hard to resist possibly tainted food on the ground. In fact, most animals consider "easy kills" something bad. Not these fatties, apparently.

Like you said, fats gonna fat.

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[–] Hilarious_Exception ago 

I suppose so... I mean, who eats food they just find on the ground anyway? XD

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[–] Fat4Fuel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would tie a small thread to them and just walk slowly.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This just made my day 😂 Hahahahahaha Ugh i can hear the grunting and snorting that pig would be making

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is brilliant. If a bun costs 320 cals, I wonder how much waddling around the park a fatty would have to do to burn it off.

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[–] shiznitleader 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well the fatty in the pic would probably burn it in a quarter mile, since it's so obese

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