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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This just made my day 😂 Hahahahahaha Ugh i can hear the grunting and snorting that pig would be making

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[–] Fat4Fuel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would tie a small thread to them and just walk slowly.

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[–] Hilarious_Exception ago 

That would seem like it would produce more fat people to hate than reduce them. OP must be a glutton for punishment.

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[–] Hilarious_Exception ago 

I suppose so... I mean, who eats food they just find on the ground anyway? XD

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's not that hard to resist possibly tainted food on the ground. In fact, most animals consider "easy kills" something bad. Not these fatties, apparently.

Like you said, fats gonna fat.

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[–] Ben77 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

This was brilliant.

Try using smells as well. I have no idea what the US equivalent is but a hot Sausage and Bean melt or chicken melt from Greggs is like crack to fatties over here, they cannot help themselves once they smell one. I bet a shitlady sitting there eating one of those would trigger some pigs hard.

EDIT: Shitlady Sitting! God-damn it! lol

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haha damn that was an unfortunate typo.

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[–] DayWalker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Try Ho-Ho's or Ding-Dongs. Bet they get picked up in 5 minutes

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now THIS is shitlording at its finest right here!

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[–] TheRealAmalek ago 

I'd have opened them first.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think you just became my all time favorite shitlady lolololol

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